tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876344998515669462024-02-20T11:40:37.868-08:00// Insane .You make me go insane .Xiiao Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12154370376942478356noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787634499851566946.post-54227038099062364402012-05-26T20:37:00.002-07:002012-06-14T20:19:27.193-07:00Back .<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-h6F5KiMPKyw/T9qpj-rlPsI/AAAAAAAABKE/y7smvERNYfI/s1600/25122011339_%E5%89%AF%E6%9C%AC.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-h6F5KiMPKyw/T9qpj-rlPsI/AAAAAAAABKE/y7smvERNYfI/s400/25122011339_%E5%89%AF%E6%9C%AC.jpg" width="300" /></a></div><br />
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</div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">回來了 , 一切從頭開始。</div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">blog換新 ; 女朋友..........還是她</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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[ End}Xiiao Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12154370376942478356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787634499851566946.post-69107188617067058512011-12-19T13:12:00.000-08:002011-12-19T13:12:01.828-08:00// 当兵。<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4_W2AB1D5H4/Tu-nszS5krI/AAAAAAAACIQ/2JRIGqvNt2w/s1600/13122011021_%25E5%2589%25AF%25E6%259C%25AC.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4_W2AB1D5H4/Tu-nszS5krI/AAAAAAAACIQ/2JRIGqvNt2w/s1600/13122011021_%25E5%2589%25AF%25E6%259C%25AC.jpg" /></a></div><br />
<blockquote class="tr_bq">我的老婆,她要当兵了 T^T</blockquote>多少钱、我买你回来、不要去。我娶你回家、你不要去。你去了谁来陪我、你去了晚上我一个人怎么办、你去了谁来陪我说电话?老婆不要走不要去、我很不开心、我很难过、在一个礼拜你就要去了、我不要 T^T<br />
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在里面你吃得好、睡的好吗、干净吗、舒服吗、有给人欺负吗?我都不知道。<br />
老婆、你一定要回来哦、你答应我的、要回来哦。Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787634499851566946.post-36798966464152947292011-12-07T13:16:00.000-08:002011-12-07T13:22:58.296-08:00// 那些年 , 我老婆幫我改了blog .<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JiuGpCqP2Q4/Tt_WpDKfRTI/AAAAAAAAAI8/mLAfzOp2ygc/s1600/26112011063_%25E5%2589%25AF%25E6%259C%25AC.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JiuGpCqP2Q4/Tt_WpDKfRTI/AAAAAAAAAI8/mLAfzOp2ygc/s400/26112011063_%25E5%2589%25AF%25E6%259C%25AC.jpg" width="299" /></a></div><br />
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<blockquote class="tr_bq">我的生日過了啦 , 我老婆幫我改了blog .<br />
所以我來更新 .</blockquote>不用說也知道我跟我的妞混在一起 .<br />
去她的blog看 ><a href="http://krisa1004.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">點</a><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">[END]</div>Xiiao Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12154370376942478356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787634499851566946.post-17511147369817211562011-11-04T09:57:00.000-07:002011-11-04T09:57:24.126-07:00♥ My lovely .<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rEfh8A9MFxU/TrQXU9nJIZI/AAAAAAAAAIo/3KT__0OS_iU/s1600/26102011002.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rEfh8A9MFxU/TrQXU9nJIZI/AAAAAAAAAIo/3KT__0OS_iU/s320/26102011002.jpg" width="178" /></a></div><br />
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頭髮染了灰 ; 又染了紫~<br />
無奈╮(╯▽╰)╭<br />
我跟我家老婆過了2年了 , 沒來更新 , 我很抱歉 .<br />
因為我對著些blogger沒興趣 .<br />
要知道的去我老婆的blog看那2年篇~<br />
> <a href="http://krisa1004.blogspot.com/2011/09/happy-birthday-to-me.html" target="_blank">點</a><br />
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我的小可愛畢業了 , 恭喜她 xD<br />
喜歡的可以關注我 ; 不喜歡我沒逼你Xiiao Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12154370376942478356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787634499851566946.post-26966556151801267932011-08-21T03:59:00.000-07:002011-08-21T03:59:46.352-07:00Krisa say : :<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3eWYKtmD3Sw/TlDhJ5gbDMI/AAAAAAAAAIU/wzmp2vyopno/s1600/DSC00158.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3eWYKtmD3Sw/TlDhJ5gbDMI/AAAAAAAAAIU/wzmp2vyopno/s320/DSC00158.jpg" width="240" /></a></div><blockquote>fuck you man xDDDD</blockquote>哈哈哈哈哈哈哈、我是<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;"><b>krisa</b></span>啦....<br />
親愛的 , 別生氣 ;<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #999999;"><b> FB 很多的的狀態寫fuck 不是粗話 , 是愛你的態度</b></span>. xD<br />
我換blog啦~~~~~<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #a64d79; font-size: large;">KRISA1004.blogspot.com</span><br />
有空踩一個吧、這位阿公不常寫blog、我也不知道要幫他寫什麽死人骨頭、<br />
所以就來宣傳blog咯~~~<br />
好了、宣傳完畢、<br />
我愛我的阿公 <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;"><b>❤</b></span>Xiiao Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12154370376942478356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787634499851566946.post-73962613072340911222011-08-02T09:05:00.000-07:002011-08-02T09:08:11.811-07:00simply i love to be with you<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XFe1vrFiGi4/TjgafuEOohI/AAAAAAAAAIE/0O8WEAn6buk/s1600/tumblr_lp77u4iEvv1qbk4jro1_500_large.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="203" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XFe1vrFiGi4/TjgafuEOohI/AAAAAAAAAIE/0O8WEAn6buk/s320/tumblr_lp77u4iEvv1qbk4jro1_500_large.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Have you feel that my blog is <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><b>different</b></span> now , no ? come on .Actually my loupo change my<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><b> blogskin</b></span> again ,<br />
is a <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #93c47d;">looooooooooooooong</span></b> time <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0b5394;"><b>WE</b></span> didn't touch it ! sorry <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;"><b>bloggie</b></span> , AND this post is type by my <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;"><b>loupo </b></span>,<br />
cause i'm<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> <b>LAZY</b></span><b>.</b>I know my loupo is the <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #674ea7;"><b>best Women in the world</b></span> > <<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;"><b> mwuahhh</b></span> : <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">*</span><br />
Like the picture on the above, you know ? I just<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0b5394;"><b> simply want to be with you </b></span>, i <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #6fa8dc;"><b>WANT</b></span> you , i <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;">MISS</span> you AND i <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">LOVE</span> you .Hope you will feel my heart <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000;">❤</span>,You by my side has become a habit . I know you always say that Im not <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #999999; font-size: large;">romantic</span> , not <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #999999;">Considerate</span> </span>, not <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #999999; font-size: large;">Human touch</span> AND bla bla bla . My loupo is very <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #741b47;">TALKATIVE</span> very<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #741b47;"> GEPO </span>1 ,(krisa::hey,,,,,!!!) Oppsss , i gonna killing by someone > <"" I know what you want DEAR ,But we are old couple , No need for a romantic day, I will leave the best to you in the final , I was put it in my HEART <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #ea9999;">❤</span> .<br />
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DEAR , i Love you sooooo much till i cant think .<br />
:* mwuaaaaaaksssssss<br />
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開個玩笑。<br />
來更新了、部落格換了新風格、新banner。<br />
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拿呐呐、<br />
哈哈哈<br />
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现在、我会专心的<b><span style="color: red;">爱</span></b>你、<b><span style="color: blue;">弥补以前的过错</span></b>。<br />
你问我爱你什么?<br />
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<div style="color: black;"><b>我就是爱你的缺点</b></div><br />
<span style="color: #999999; font-size: large;"><b>其</b></span>实..你脸黑黑给我看的时候、我觉的很可爱。<br />
你打我的时候、我觉的你很幼稚。<br />
你骂我的时候、我会心痛因为我弄你生气。<br />
你咬我的时候、我觉得很开心 因为你已经认定 我是陪你过下半辈子的那个。<br />
你要我忘记你也难、身上的有你的牙印。<br />
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<span style="color: #e06666; font-size: large;"><b>love you <3 </b></span>Xiiao Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12154370376942478356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787634499851566946.post-6193514309777653002011-01-28T01:11:00.000-08:002011-01-28T01:11:37.068-08:00我要定你<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mveB0-AAdAY/TUKHldzQkeI/AAAAAAAAAGc/o_-3VXUDkUU/s1600/165519_1512052357760_1127924810_31102360_2727494_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mveB0-AAdAY/TUKHldzQkeI/AAAAAAAAAGc/o_-3VXUDkUU/s320/165519_1512052357760_1127924810_31102360_2727494_n.jpg" width="179" /></a></div>簡單幾句、<br />
老婆我越來越愛你咯<br />
每天喝我鬥嘴鬥嘴<br />
打你屁屁啊~~<br />
敢給我生病、<br />
心痛死我了、<br />
我又不能照顧你、<br />
好好照顧自己啊~~<br />
木啊<br />
我超級無敵西北愛你咯xDXiiao Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12154370376942478356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787634499851566946.post-68181826859254180452010-12-30T11:29:00.000-08:002010-12-30T11:29:07.699-08:002011<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mveB0-AAdAY/TRzcULBApRI/AAAAAAAAAGI/WXc8sfnAWko/s1600/22639_1202527619835_1127924810_30478116_3491082_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mveB0-AAdAY/TRzcULBApRI/AAAAAAAAAGI/WXc8sfnAWko/s320/22639_1202527619835_1127924810_30478116_3491082_n.jpg" width="239" /></a></div> 快2011料<br />
和老婆度过了2009、2010、2011料<br />
爱到~<br />
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makssss~~<br />
爱你Xiiao Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12154370376942478356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787634499851566946.post-1094036401926368522010-12-21T12:00:00.000-08:002010-12-21T12:06:23.224-08:00婆的同學會、<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mveB0-AAdAY/TRD_hqPSK8I/AAAAAAAAAGA/fjLBbnf4QfY/s1600/DSC03269_conew1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mveB0-AAdAY/TRD_hqPSK8I/AAAAAAAAAGA/fjLBbnf4QfY/s320/DSC03269_conew1.jpg" width="240" /></a></div>婆說、<br />
她喜歡我的側面、<br />
意思說不喜歡我的正面哈??<br />
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拜一那天、<br />
陪我家女人-<a href="http://krisa-1004.blogspot.com/">krisa </a><br />
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我都不認識。<br />
只認識.....<br />
1個老婆同學<br />
老婆還問我、<br />
那我叻<br />
吃醋心很重''<br />
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老婆說、<br />
她會<b><span style="color: orange;">記</span></b>得很多...<br />
結果、<br />
<b><span style="color: #38761d;">認</span></b>不出他們<br />
老婆說....<br />
[你們、這幾年、未免也吃太<span style="color: red; font-size: medium;">好</span>了吧?!<br />
靠!!<br />
<b style="color: #b45f06;">"壯"</b>成這個樣]<br />
這句是笨到= =<br />
可是、好像不像以前那麼<b style="color: #45818e;">親</b>了<br />
就是<b>朋友的感覺</b>也沒了<br />
沒<b><span style="color: #783f04;">說話</span></b>、沒<b><span style="color: #b45f06;">互動</span></b>。<br />
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他們看著我的<b>眼神</b>、<br />
好像怕怕的、<br />
是我<b><span style="color: red;">變</span></b>很多嗎?<br />
還是、<br />
我帶著我那<b style="color: #134f5c;">帥氣迷人的女人</b>?<br />
老婆當然啦、<br />
你有個那麼帥的老公<br />
當然每個人都看你^___^<br />
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老婆有個幹弟弟、<br />
她以前的同學的說><<br />
他請我吃薯條喂...<br />
他只能跟著我和女人啦<br />
跟我女人一樣:))<br />
高我老婆<b><span style="color: blue;">半粒頭nia~</span></b><br />
我老婆很壞咯<br />
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我跟女人玩了<b>賽車、<span style="color: #444444;">籃球、</span><span style="color: #666666;">還有那個在桌子</span><span style="color: #999999;">打這那扁扁的東西、</span><span style="color: #444444;">還有碰碰車</span>=D</b><br />
你最<span style="color: red;">厲害</span>啦、<br />
<b style="color: #e06666;">陳振維</b><br />
厲害到贏我<b style="color: red;">2</b>次<br />
我們玩<b style="color: red;">3</b>場、<br />
我<br />
選<b style="color: #351c75;">manual</b>、你<b><span style="color: #20124d;">auto</span></b> <br />
是因為我讓你厚...<br />
給你贏下的<br />
我小聲的說老婆說、<br />
輸得<b><span style="color: #990000;">親</span></b>對方10下、<br />
好啊、看誰<b><span style="color: #990000;">親</span></b>誰。<br />
老實說、我還以為我會贏叻<br />
那支我竟然輸了>____________<""<br />
我要面子的<br />
就換路玩、<br />
老婆<br />
翻了2次車、<br />
我贏咯<br />
哈哈哈<br />
可是還是把親親輸走了<br />
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過後、<br />
我們去玩<b>籃球機</b><br />
我和女人比賽<br />
看誰分高、<br />
老婆認真的樣子、<br />
可愛到 <br />
老婆贏了喂~<br />
贏一分<br />
險勝>___<""<br />
都是我貪我老婆的色、<br />
一直看著她<br />
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過後、<br />
坐老婆的車一起回家了<br />
幸福ing、<br />
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因為把一個lengzaii拍到笨笨的<br />
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不會啦、<br />
有你有我、<br />
不管再難看我還是愛、不是喜歡。<br />
老婆<br />
你這句感動了我<br />
我愛你!<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://i827.photobucket.com/albums/zz196/krisa_album/DSC03273_conew1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://i827.photobucket.com/albums/zz196/krisa_album/DSC03273_conew1.jpg" width="240" /></a></div>老婆現在感冒當中、<br />
面色不是很好、心疼~<br />
來、一起唱 心疼你的心疼 :目<br />
老婆是可憐到咯、<br />
小紅來、又病了T_____T<br />
臉是蒼白到、連她老母也不認啦~ <br />
copy她的、<br />
老婆多多喝水、記得吃藥。 <br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://i827.photobucket.com/albums/zz196/krisa_album/DSC03274_conew1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://i827.photobucket.com/albums/zz196/krisa_album/DSC03274_conew1.jpg" width="240" /></a></div> 最後、<br />
冬至快樂!<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">完畢-</div>Xiiao Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12154370376942478356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787634499851566946.post-44967692821995513612010-12-06T11:44:00.000-08:002010-12-06T11:44:43.730-08:00touching .<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mveB0-AAdAY/TP07j6g3SEI/AAAAAAAAAFs/qGvfeNCel7U/s1600/2007104211121100_2_conew1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="227" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mveB0-AAdAY/TP07j6g3SEI/AAAAAAAAAFs/qGvfeNCel7U/s320/2007104211121100_2_conew1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mveB0-AAdAY/TP07tPzadRI/AAAAAAAAAF0/MaRrOZoP8iw/s1600/dsc02937_conew1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mveB0-AAdAY/TP07tPzadRI/AAAAAAAAAF0/MaRrOZoP8iw/s320/dsc02937_conew1.jpg" width="240" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-wlruav7abY/TPy0MmheX3I/AAAAAAAAA5w/UaE1jDv8RjY/s1600/155910_169967459703696_100000713296390_411777_2246405_n_conew1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-wlruav7abY/TPy0MmheX3I/AAAAAAAAA5w/UaE1jDv8RjY/s320/155910_169967459703696_100000713296390_411777_2246405_n_conew1.jpg" width="240" /></a></div>此刻无法表达出我的<b><span style="color: red;">心情</span></b>,<br />
感动 再感动<br />
她 是我<b style="color: #cc0000;">最爱</b>的<b>女人</b><br />
<b style="color: blue;">每分每秒</b>都想着我的女人<br />
<b style="color: #cc0000;">爱</b>你Xiiao Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12154370376942478356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787634499851566946.post-80870876239072192942010-12-03T13:14:00.000-08:002010-12-03T13:14:51.886-08:00男人最舍不得分手的女朋友<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mveB0-AAdAY/TPldI9aDjNI/AAAAAAAAAFg/-lH-gfyNGtc/s1600/76509_180334595313680_142393239107816_693736_5158613_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mveB0-AAdAY/TPldI9aDjNI/AAAAAAAAAFg/-lH-gfyNGtc/s320/76509_180334595313680_142393239107816_693736_5158613_n.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
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1、总扁着嘴在你面前说自己很坚强,其实常常哭鼻子。<br />
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2、天天嚷着喜欢帅哥,可包包里夹的、手机里存的PP却全部只有你一个。<br />
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3、把你挖鼻孔的样子拍下来,然后小人得志地威胁你,如果胆敢对不起她就把照照发到网上去。<br />
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4、同家长吃饭,在桌下偷偷握着你的手。<br />
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5、喧嚷的街道上,蹲下来为你系紧松开的鞋带。<br />
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6、佛祖生日那天,挤进庙会求了两张护身符,一张为你、一张为老爸。<br />
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7、丢掉NIVEA樱桃红的唇膏,买来无色青苹果味道的,因为这样可以同你一起用。<br />
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8、生气时蛮不讲理,可过一会儿就全忘了,又偎在你怀里乖乖的。<br />
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9、当你问她“你是不是我的乖猫咪”时,她会说“我是你的母狮子!”... ...吼吼!<br />
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10、憧憬着为你生一对双胞胎,一个丫头、一个小子。然后说孩子长得像我一个人就好了,像你就丑S了!<br />
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11、对你说“我才不要做大老婆,我要做小妾,这样你才能多疼疼人家!”<br />
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12、弄了一个你喜欢的发型,出了美发店立即打电话给你,吓唬你说刚刚做了一个“爆炸式”。<br />
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13、在你说错话时,装作很用力似的握起小粉拳挥向你的脸,然后把一脸痛苦状的你抱过脑袋来亲亲。<br />
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14、为了你很晚了还泡在网上,直到你催了N遍后横着眉说“再不下去我要生气了”才怯怯地去睡觉。<br />
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15、问你愿不愿意为她去跳楼,如果回答不愿意她会说你不爱她,回答愿意她就说那你跳吧。<br />
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16、换新电话时,电话本里输入的第一个号码是你的,列入“家人”组。<br />
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17、路痴啊,出门在外一定要你牵着手,你往哪走她也乖乖地跟着往哪走。<br />
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18、吃冰淇淋非要去麦当劳,吃烤翅非要去肯德基,还得你陪着。<br />
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19、你发给她的短消息,她一条也舍不得删。<br />
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20、订立了一个不平等条约,第一条是:老婆永远是对的。第二条是:如果真的是老婆错了,参考第一条。<br />
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21、“爱情这东西,会让一个女人渐渐地忘记理想,却会让一个男人更加地坚定自己的理想。”她觉得这句话真对,现在的她只想时刻依偎在你的身旁,做一个幸福的小女人。Xiiao Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12154370376942478356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787634499851566946.post-29050436867968712192010-11-27T09:36:00.000-08:002010-11-29T06:35:23.649-08:00生日ing<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-wlruav7abY/TPEhjI7VVwI/AAAAAAAAA2g/g1jzNg1JNWY/s320/DSC02885_%25E5%2589%25AF%25E6%259C%25AC.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-wlruav7abY/TPEhjI7VVwI/AAAAAAAAA2g/g1jzNg1JNWY/s320/DSC02885_%25E5%2589%25AF%25E6%259C%25AC.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-wlruav7abY/TPEmYVu4-3I/AAAAAAAAA20/WrfrRsE9JoI/s320/DSC02870_%25E5%2589%25AF%25E6%259C%25AC.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-wlruav7abY/TPEmYVu4-3I/AAAAAAAAA20/WrfrRsE9JoI/s320/DSC02870_%25E5%2589%25AF%25E6%259C%25AC.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-wlruav7abY/TPEmsxRed_I/AAAAAAAAA3I/9DWreS5mclc/s320/DSC02876_%25E5%2589%25AF%25E6%259C%25AC.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-wlruav7abY/TPEmsxRed_I/AAAAAAAAA3I/9DWreS5mclc/s320/DSC02876_%25E5%2589%25AF%25E6%259C%25AC.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-wlruav7abY/TPEm6DIUAuI/AAAAAAAAA3M/H60LEnySR78/s320/DSC02886_%25E5%2589%25AF%25E6%259C%25AC.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-wlruav7abY/TPEm6DIUAuI/AAAAAAAAA3M/H60LEnySR78/s320/DSC02886_%25E5%2589%25AF%25E6%259C%25AC.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-wlruav7abY/TPEnJMDuApI/AAAAAAAAA3c/ohGXK0CJ1Mc/s320/DSC02892_%25E5%2589%25AF%25E6%259C%25AC.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-wlruav7abY/TPEnJMDuApI/AAAAAAAAA3c/ohGXK0CJ1Mc/s320/DSC02892_%25E5%2589%25AF%25E6%259C%25AC.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: red; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">我<b><span style="color: #e06666;">爱</span></b>你<a href="http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss52/angelicxmelody/Babydoll%20Smilies/th20090623e04.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss52/angelicxmelody/Babydoll%20Smilies/th20090623e04.gif" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-wlruav7abY/TPEmUMQ2cKI/AAAAAAAAA2w/B2fZMcVRQSU/s320/DSC02869_%25E5%2589%25AF%25E6%259C%25AC.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-wlruav7abY/TPEmUMQ2cKI/AAAAAAAAA2w/B2fZMcVRQSU/s320/DSC02869_%25E5%2589%25AF%25E6%259C%25AC.jpg" /></a></div>p.s <br />
最后<br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #666666;">merry Xmas</span></span><b> ! </b>Xiiao Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12154370376942478356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787634499851566946.post-16650476394161903042010-11-07T04:37:00.000-08:002010-11-29T06:35:55.983-08:00....<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://i827.photobucket.com/albums/zz196/krisa_album/dar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://i827.photobucket.com/albums/zz196/krisa_album/dar.jpg" width="240" /></a></div><br />
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i<span style="color: red;"> <b>love</b> </span>u more than i can <b style="color: red;">say</b>...Xiiao Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12154370376942478356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787634499851566946.post-18303405742762302642010-10-20T01:07:00.000-07:002010-10-20T01:07:05.457-07:00cvit~^^<a href="http://s827.photobucket.com/albums/zz196/krisa_album/?action=view&current=DSC01450.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Photobucket" border="0" src="http://i827.photobucket.com/albums/zz196/krisa_album/DSC01450.jpg" /></a>笨~Xiiao Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12154370376942478356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787634499851566946.post-4472210190069860452010-10-02T14:01:00.000-07:002010-11-29T06:36:46.419-08:00咱们的1年1年了..<br />
我<b><span style="color: red;">爱</span></b>你<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dwKjzHEe-w0FvbU0-0NbZPc7z3s6WfX_4kXwGNRHGyl9fC9QeNtny0oW3sBwTcZUXqzPn_nZUusu2eSYfzw' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe> </div>Xiiao Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12154370376942478356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787634499851566946.post-14309334693410080442010-09-13T18:28:00.000-07:002010-09-13T18:28:47.670-07:00笑话=]一对青年男女在公园约会时,女孩特别想放屁,她想了个办法:女:你听过布谷鸟叫吗? 男:没听过。女:我给你学,布(放屁声)-谷(口中发出的声音)。学了几声后,该放的也已放完。女:听清了吗?男:放屁声太大,没听清= =<br />
<div class="lastC"> 有一个人死了以后上天堂,但是天堂已经客满。于是上帝就对他说:“现在天堂客满,这样吧,我有18层地狱,随便你挑一层好了。” <br />
这人一听“18层?那好吧!” <br />
于是,管理员就带他走了。 <br />
到了第一层,他看到那里的人都破衣烂衫,嘴里都喊着“饿~饿~饿!”心想,这里一定都吃不饱,穿不暖,不能在这里待着。 <br />
于是又到了第二层,这里的人个个带着大铁链,睡在大街上,还有的在做苦力,“不好,不好!” <br />
接着又到了第三层,大门一开“哇!”这里好热闹,大家聊天的聊天、下棋的下棋,好不自在!只不过是坐在一个大粪池里。“恩,这里不错,我就在这住了!” <br />
管理员看了他一眼:“不变了?” <br />
“不变了。” <br />
管理员走了。 <br />
这时,只听一个声音--“休息时间过!大头冲下!”…… </div><div class="lastC"> <div class="lastT lan14b">经典笑话:妻子的埋怨 </div><div class="lastC"> 一对结婚四十年的老夫妻在谈话。<br />
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妻子埋怨说:“你没有以前对我好了,以前你总是紧挨着我坐。”<br />
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丈夫答:“这好办。”随即便移坐到她的身旁。<br />
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“可过去你总是紧搂着我。”<br />
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“这样好吗?”他搂住了妻子的脖子。<br />
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“你还记得以前怎样吻我的脖颈,咬我的耳朵吗?”<br />
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他忙跳起身,走出房门。<br />
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妻子忙问:“你去哪儿?”<br />
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丈夫答:“我得去取我的假牙。” </div> 钱某,一日在酒场上不胜酒力,迷迷糊糊中误入女厕,在隔间呕吐,此时一女士入厕小解,钱闻其 小便声误以为有人在倒啤酒,怒道:“我早就说过不喝了,谁又在倒?”女士闻言吓了一跳,遂憋住小便,欲待钱走了以后再解,未曾想竟憋出一个屁来,钱先生闻 之大怒,用手重重拍着隔板,大声斥责道:“我说过不喝了不喝了,谁又启了一瓶?谁启谁喝!” <a name='more'></a>---the end--<br />
</div>Xiiao Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12154370376942478356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787634499851566946.post-26935657408330413902010-09-07T12:36:00.000-07:002010-09-07T12:36:04.644-07:00<div class="entry" id="post-115692539240586832"> <h3 class="entry-header">蚂蚁怎么死的</h3><div class="entry-content"> <div class="entry-body"> <div class="mobile-post">蚂蚁从喜玛拉雅山上摔下来后是怎么死的?<br />
答案:饿死的。因为太轻~所以飘下来要很久…</div></div></div></div><h2 class="date-header"> </h2><div class="entry" id="post-115692536293589827"> <h3 class="entry-header">张飞与严颜</h3><div class="entry-content"> <div class="entry-body"> <div class="mobile-post">张飞:“老贼休走!”<br />
严颜:“环眼贼!下马受死!”<br />
警车:“两个贼听着~~~你们已经被包围了~~~放下武器……”</div></div></div></div><div class="entry" id="post-115683964289991998"> <h3 class="entry-header">调查公司</h3><div class="entry-content"> <div class="entry-body"> <div class="mobile-post">刚刚一个调查公司给我电话,<br />
普通话MM说:请问先生,你家有两岁以下的小孩吗?<br />
我说:有啊。<br />
普通话MM:有几个?<br />
我说:靠,计划生育了,还几个?<br />
普通话MM:男孩还是女孩?<br />
我:男孩。<br />
普通话MM:请问你是孩子的爸爸吧?<br />
我:不是。<br />
普通话MM:那你能让孩子的父母接下电话吗?<br />
我:我爸妈没在家,,,</div><div class="mobile-post">哈哈<br />
普通话MM一听,几秒种后反应过来了,啪把电话挂了。没听清楚她说的什么调查公司, </div></div></div></div><h3 class="entry-header">白领</h3><div class="mobile-post">古代人物中哪个人算是白领呢?<br />
孟母三迁(千)</div>Xiiao Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12154370376942478356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787634499851566946.post-15915766961410466282010-08-21T12:37:00.000-07:002010-08-21T12:37:03.008-07:007夕thx <a href="http://krisa-1004.blogspot.com/">dar</a>XD~<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mveB0-AAdAY/THApdKDX3CI/AAAAAAAAADI/RhnmAS3zBoY/s1600/DSC01249_%C2%B8%C2%B1%C2%B1%C2%BE.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mveB0-AAdAY/THApdKDX3CI/AAAAAAAAADI/RhnmAS3zBoY/s320/DSC01249_%C2%B8%C2%B1%C2%B1%C2%BE.jpg" /></a><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mveB0-AAdAY/THApfPqzAiI/AAAAAAAAADQ/awHP54qlSgM/s1600/DSC01380_%C2%B8%C2%B1%C2%B1%C2%BE.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mveB0-AAdAY/THApfPqzAiI/AAAAAAAAADQ/awHP54qlSgM/s320/DSC01380_%C2%B8%C2%B1%C2%B1%C2%BE.jpg" /></a><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mveB0-AAdAY/THApg_tX6PI/AAAAAAAAADY/lAoBpum_05U/s1600/DSC01388_%C2%B8%C2%B1%C2%B1%C2%BE.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mveB0-AAdAY/THApg_tX6PI/AAAAAAAAADY/lAoBpum_05U/s320/DSC01388_%C2%B8%C2%B1%C2%B1%C2%BE.jpg" /></a></div>nothing gonna change my love for u<br />
i lub u~Xiiao Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12154370376942478356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787634499851566946.post-38764414925334739742010-08-07T14:53:00.000-07:002010-08-07T14:53:11.885-07:00我【爱】我女人【我说】我爱你<br />
you are my life<br />
女人<br />
你是我的<br />
我爱你<br />
没人能代替....Xiiao Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12154370376942478356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787634499851566946.post-10257959887917285412010-07-17T08:29:00.000-07:002010-07-17T08:29:15.992-07:00有你就够了<span style="font-size: small;">给你...</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">我总是会想象.你在做什么.我在吃饭,走路,睡觉,发呆中想着你.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">如果这个世界,只让我选择做一件事,我会选择想你.<br />
这世界有太多我不想做的事,太多做了不知道是什么的事,太多跟你无关的事.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">我其实,只是想简简单单地跟着你,到哪里都好</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"> 不管你的习惯是什么...我都会努力的把它也变成我的习惯..</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">相信我..给你幸福是我现在想做的事..</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"> 只要你快乐,牺牲一切都值得</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">要我做什么牺牲都可以,包括我自己.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">要我失去什么都可以..就是不能失去你.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">就算只剩最后一秒,我也不会放弃你的</span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;"></span><span style="font-size: small;">只要有我在,我一定不会让你伤心的</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"> 我的肩膀,是可以让你依靠的地方 </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">爱你,是全世界最幸福的事 <br />
幸福,是两颗相爱的心对彼此的承诺。 <br />
我活着,不是因为天堂有多漂亮,而是因为跟你一起看天堂的感觉,好幸福。 <br />
万一有一天,我真的什么都没了,我也不怕,因为我还有你,你就是我的梦想。 <br />
我要努力长大然后给你幸福...</span> <br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">只要两个相爱的人在一起,哪里都是天堂...</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"> 如果你累了,我的肩膀可以借你无限期使用,虽然不是那么宽厚,但也足够让你休息一下</span><br />
<pre><span style="font-size: small;">如果你爱我只有我爱你的十分之一的话,我就会把剩下的十分之九补完,</span></pre><pre><span style="font-size: small;">如果你爱我只有我爱你的百分之一的话,我会把剩下的百分之九十九补完 </span></pre><pre><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></pre><pre>嫁给我..我会做个好丈夫的,我不是很聪明,但我知道什么是爱<span style="font-size: small;">..</span></pre><pre><span style="font-size: small;">
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</span></pre>Xiiao Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12154370376942478356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787634499851566946.post-89633442549282060572010-07-16T18:12:00.000-07:002010-07-16T18:12:12.773-07:00love<pre><span style="color: maroon; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 9pt;">白羊座:有竞争才会过瘾、才会有成就感嘛!情敌们,尽量放马过来吧!
金牛座:等一下啦!我再观察一下、再想一下,我们到底能不能成为情人?
双子座:谁说我花名在外,我只是不知道怎么样才能学会不变心!?
巨蟹座:不要考验我的“敏感”,我会让你觉得自己像一个透明人!
狮子座:当我喜欢你,你不必热泪赢眶,只要叩谢隆恩就是最好的表现了!
处女座:我一点也不罗嗦和挑剔,真的!如果你懂得洁身自爱的话……
天秤座:我很要求“美感”,吃的、穿的、用的都一样,情人就更不用说了!
天蝎座:静谧的躺在黑幕做成的床上,想像着充满狂野性感魅力的情人。
射手座:我喜欢说笑话给“大家”听,所以当我的情人很快乐也很痛苦。
摩羯座:要约会嘛?我先看一下行程表,因为我的爱情和工作一样需要计量。
水瓶座:如果你是一个可以和我谈天说地的朋友,或许我们有机会成为情人。
双鱼座:浪漫是我的天职,柔情是我的本性,爱情则是我珍贵的生命养分。 </span></pre>Xiiao Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12154370376942478356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787634499851566946.post-87534520784961315432010-05-30T22:28:00.000-07:002010-05-30T22:28:59.057-07:00busy...busy...busy...<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: red;">busy............like a bee...><</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: orange;">gawai.....many ppl..</span><span style="color: orange;">.....</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: yellow; font-size: large;">busy到~</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: lime; font-size: large;">累~</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: cyan; font-size: large;">没空~</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: large;">忙。</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: purple; font-size: large;">拜拜~</span></div>Xiiao Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12154370376942478356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787634499851566946.post-62381561401497272032010-05-28T11:34:00.001-07:002010-05-28T13:43:33.986-07:00she are mine<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mveB0-AAdAY/TAAMywyvtGI/AAAAAAAAAB4/FZTj9M1HmBE/s1600/glitterfy0113415T518D31.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5476391213113259106" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 23px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mveB0-AAdAY/TAAMywyvtGI/AAAAAAAAAB4/FZTj9M1HmBE/s200/glitterfy0113415T518D31.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>Xiiao Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12154370376942478356noreply@blogger.com